Convention Introduction - News from PR1
In the beginning, there was darkness. Then there came light, and soon after that dimmer switches and sunglasses. Just goes to show that we never know what we want half the time. One thing you do seem to want is the vast consumption of alcohol within the walls of a room-renting franchise, i.e. a hotel and so we shall oblige..NOT from the people who brought you Hypotheticon, NOR from those who brought you Hypotheticon '97, comes...
As I say, save for a 6 week stint at the end of Hypotheticon '97 by our secretary, Babs, we the committee are new to this con-running lark, but we have a fair idea as to want you want (namely fun, and drink) and we hope to bring you more of the same this time around.As well as the usual selection of silly games, we can confirm that the wonderful "bum" Michael Sheard shall be in attendance 
(subject to work commitments of course). You'll probably have seen Michael in The Empire Strikes Back being "as clumsy as he is stupid" or as Mr. Bronson in Grange Hill, Adolf Hitler in Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade, and just about every episode of Dr. Who ever made.And in addition, following in the footsteps of B.E.M., and the castor-tracks of IRN-BRU, we'll be in the presence of CU-PO (Glasgwegian - Cyborg Relations) and his counterpart BRU2-D2.So now you know something of what's going on and you have only one thing left to do...
Please.Your President,